Why did the crocodile cross the road??

Like I care!!

A man goes to the hospital to get a brain transplant. The doctors tells him that the male brains are $1,000 and the female brains are . He asks why they are so cheap. The doctor says: They are used!! (The female use thier brains to think.)  

They are two really rich men. They are so rich that they don't know where to put thier money. One of them goes out and buys a tie for $1,000. He comes to his friend and tells him. His friend says; are you crazy or something, you can get that same tie for ,000 around the corner.

A college proffessor put a finger in his ear and then licked a finger to show that he was clean. He asked if anyone was willing to come up and do that to show that they had clean ears. A student came up and put his finger in his ear and then licked that same finger. The proffesor said that you have to be clean but you also have to be smart and pay close attention. The proffessor said that he put his ring finger into his ear but licked his middle finger!!

Come back next week for more great jokes.

If you have any good jokes or stories email them to me at dancingdina23@aol.com The best ones will be put on a seperate page. The page for your jokes will be called "Your Jokes" and the page for your stories will be called "Your Stories". They will be posted the day that you email them to me. Don't forget to put your name and age on the joke or story. This competition will not be over until further notice.